SUPERSEDED — this page is preserved unedited as part of the historical record of the program. It describes an earlier iteration; several of its claims were later reversed or refined (in particular: the final theory predicts BMV entanglement WILL be observed, no Diósi–Penrose rest floor exists, and the Le Sage mechanism is dead by the passivity theorem). The current theory — The Audited Vacuum — lives at the treatise.